THIS is true. In Virginia Beach, geese are literally everywhere. Here is their method.. the head goose steps out onto the street or sidewalk, giving you "the look" daring you to come any closer.. then he stands there while the 72 other geese lazily cross in front of you. They hold up traffic. They chase kids. They will attack. They will not be fucked with.
If you think anyone is creeping up on a goose and carrying it off.. I laugh in your face!
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@ChippySuave Same here in Northern Ohio. We usually have a pair that blocks traffic and then the parade begins.