If the dead cats fits.
The dead cat strategy, also known as deadcatting, is the political strategy of deliberately making a shocking announcement to divert media attention away from problems or failures in other areas. [1] [2] The present name for the strategy has been associated with British former prime minister Boris Johnson's political strategist Lynton Crosby.
#AssWaffle
@nonayadambidnes poor critters taking the heat for our ridiculousness.