Gotta be honest, Temu, the proximity of the “pan handles” and the bustier in this ad make me question what you’re actually selling …

We went to the largest Costco in the world today, whose official motto is "Designed by science to make introverts insane".

Pro tip: take your wallet out of your pants BEFORE you wash them, not after.

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We need a word for the anxiety produced by seeing the "..." in messaging apps showing the person is typing something, but then they stop without an actual message coming through.

The three biggest lies my computer tells me:

1. "Remember me"
2. "Trust this device? We won't ask you to verify your identity again."
3. "Keep me signed in"

Groot actually has a brother, but every time he'd show up and say "I am Moot!" he'd just disappear. #Comics #MCU

I didn't even put in a full url, I just said "Someone on Counter.Social". Facebook auto-updated it to a clickable link then told me it couldn't share the link. Thanks, robots.

This is some bullshit, Facebook!

My wife's weather app and mine (both the default ones from Apple) will show dramatically different forecasts even though they're both set to the same location and we are sitting literally two feet apart. Does that happen to anyone else?

They are identical iPhones with the same iOS versions.

One small source of comfort I have is opening my Kindle library and seeing as many unread but interesting sounding books in the list. I like knowing that when I finish my current read, there's already another one waiting.

No one wants Mondays so it doesn’t get a Friday.

I’ll be releasing the official Fridays Calendar soon, stay sharp.

Friday is the day before the day we want, so I think of Thursday as Friday’s Friday.

I'm not sure this is true but I'm gonna say it and see how it feels once it's out there in the world.

Drupal is the CMS that feels like it was built by STEM majors, while WordPress is the CMS that feels like it was built by the Humanities departments.

The challenge of watching #Taskmaster as an American is that a) I don't generally know who any of the contestants before a series starts, b) I desperately want to look them up because they're all so freaking adorable, but c) I don't want to see any spoilers.

So I generally just take the whole series as it comes, then look them up after and that just adds a whole new level of delight! "You mean he did THAT in real life? The one who couldn't find a GRAPE?!"

Had a dream I was a waitress and when I asked the frat-boy customer what kind of cheese he wanted on his ham and cheese sandwich he said “Chicken nuggets”.

Not gonna lie, woke up shook.

Kalamuna, the company I work for and like very much, is hiring a Senior Architect, please forward / share / apply if you know a good candidate! It's a good place to work and the woman in charge of the tech department is amazingly great.
https://kalamuna.applytojob.com/apply/JiutnxHxf9

Me going through old code I wrote: "I had a reason for everything I was doing. Sometimes that reason was 'I have no idea what I am doing.'"

Being raised Catholic but no longer being one means that this year I stopped feeling guilty that I couldn't make it home for Christmas, and instead I now feel guilty about not feeling guilty.

Progress!

Any day I get to use the word "lickspittle" to describe someone is a pretty good day. And so it was today!