@JV3MJD No, if you're wearing a valuable ring or watch. Otherwise, just be sure to count your fingers afterward.

@JV3MJD I would be concerned about injuring his dainty tiny hands

@JV3MJD Given the concept of the handshake was born out of mutual distrust, I'd say a handshake would be appropriate. Not that I'm saying I would though.

@JV3MJD No. I would make a show of putting on a rubber glove first, though.

@JV3MJD When you turn 100, you're supposed to get a letter from the president.
I couldn't imagine the disappointment they felt.