Was offered a full-time position at one of the schools I sub for π Only 2 negativesβ¦itβs the furthest school from home, and their school colors are not my favorite, but the bump in pay and the fact I am going to be actual staff more than makes up for them!! π€ͺ #SubLife #MthruF #SteadyPay #MyOwnClassroom
A #Haiku for today entitled Just Sayinβ
Friday the thirteenth:
An appropriate day to
Drop some indictments.
What hole in reality did this shady fuck crawl out of anyway!!??!!
Thursday #Haiku
Getting my oil changed,
Comp coffee βout of orderβ
But there are cookies!
Wednesday #Haiku
On hold for a ZOOM
Cobwebs up in the corners
Tilting the screen down.
#SubLife Mr. Turtle is taking his post-lunch nap, 95% of him underwater and just his nose above the waterline π΄ π’
#SubLife Mr. Turtle has managed to wedge himself into a cornerβ¦home room class will have to get him out and back in his tank so he can eat π¬
#SubLife When the teacher leaves you instructions that, βItβs okay to let the turtle out of his tank, just make sure heβs back in by the end of the day.β π³π’
Happy birthday to my oldest son, Joeβ¦and to Elvis, David Bowie, and Butterfly McQueen. #CoolBirthday
Annoying kiddo in todayβs last period class- βTeacherβs giving me the evil eye.β Girls I was explaining the assignment to-βDude, sheβs not even looking at you!β #SubLife