JaneK 🇺🇦🌻🖖🏻🧩💙🌈☕️
Was offered a full-time position at one of the schools I sub for 😀 Only 2 negatives…it’s the furthest school from home, and their school colors are not my favorite, but the bump in pay and the fact I am going to be actual staff more than makes up for them!! 🤪 #SubLife #MthruF #SteadyPay #MyOwnClassroom
A #Haiku for today entitled Just Sayin’
Friday the thirteenth:
An appropriate day to
Drop some indictments.
What hole in reality did this shady fuck crawl out of anyway!!??!!
‘Nite, Nauts. À bientôt.
Shocking to learn about Lisa Marie’s death, and a little unsettling as she was only a couple of weeks older than me 😞
Thursday #Haiku
Getting my oil changed,
Comp coffee “out of order”
But there are cookies!
Wednesday #Haiku
On hold for a ZOOM
Cobwebs up in the corners
Tilting the screen down.
#SubLife Mr. Turtle has definite “lounging in the pool” vibes. Lucky dude.
#SubLife Mr. Turtle is taking his post-lunch nap, 95% of him underwater and just his nose above the waterline 😴 🐢
#SubLife Mr. Turtle has managed to wedge himself into a corner…home room class will have to get him out and back in his tank so he can eat 😬
#SubLife When the teacher leaves you instructions that, “It’s okay to let the turtle out of his tank, just make sure he’s back in by the end of the day.” 😳🐢
Happy birthday to my oldest son, Joe…and to Elvis, David Bowie, and Butterfly McQueen. #CoolBirthday
In memory of Capitol Police officers Brian Sicknick and Howard Liebengood, and Metropolitan Police officers Jeffrey Smith, Gunther Hashida, and Kyle DeFreytag.
Number nine…number nine…number nine…number nine…
Annoying kiddo in today’s last period class- “Teacher’s giving me the evil eye.” Girls I was explaining the assignment to-“Dude, she’s not even looking at you!” #SubLife
Santos is that creepy kid from high school who was always lurking around and would make outrageous statements/claims to try to make friends.
The office didn´t get the second semester classes updated so I´ve had 12-14 kids in the wrong class just in the first 2 periods. 😠 #SubLife