JKxZ
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Joined Apr 2022
Elon Musk is just a person. He shits the same way you or I do, and it stinks.
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Donald Trump wants to build a SCIF at Mar-a-lago.
He’s telling us a few things.
1.) This is an admission of guilt - *NOW* these same documents need to be protected?
2.) He has MORE documents that the government has yet to identify.
I 100% guarantee you Trump thinks he can walk documents back into his own personal SCIF.
Maybe not on day 1, first he’s got to dig them up.
Ivanka’s grave doesn’t have a body in it.
WATCH.
Elon Musk says he may need surgery before his fight with Mark Zuckerberg.
Is he finally going to get his head removed from his ass?
Remember when being a critic was an actual job?
“Donald Trump has plead guilty”
I was just thinking about Pee-Wee yet again this weekend. I’ve been working on a stand-up bit about how Pee-Wee got a raw deal.
I guess it’s time to finish wordsmithing it.
@Alfred generate an image of Elon Musk struggling to hold up a giant LED X logo on top of the Twitter Headquarters building. Use epic scale and photorealism.
@Alfred create a picture of Elon Musk suing me for stating facts.
Elon will sue you if you post facts he doesn’t like.
https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/31/23813869/twitter-x-ccdh-lawsuit-elon-musk-anti-hate-claims
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Do you know who knows exactly WHY these 6 GOP criminals (@RepMTG @RepMattGaetz @replouiegohmert @RepAndyBiggsAZ +2) asked for pardons on January 7th, 2020?
Mark Meadows
Do you know who's probably flipped on TFG and his band of insurrectionists?
Mark Meadows
@Alfred create an image of Cookie Monster with muscles like a body builder. Cookie Monster is fighting aliens and riding a tank like a skateboard. Use epic scale and photorealistic style.
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RFK just tweeted a dog whistle to his white supremacist buddies.
I am filing this away for comparison later when someone finally resets Alfred. #AlfredArt
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Just a little schadenfreude. As a treat.
' Former reality television stars Todd and Julie Chrisley are enduring prison conditions their children describe as “inhumane.” ... The two were convicted last year of conspiracy to defraud banks out of more than $30 million in loans. The “Chrisley Knows Best” stars and their accountant, Peter Tarantino, were also convicted of several tax crimes.'
Anybody got a tiny violin I can borrow
https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/28/entertainment/todd-julie-chrisley-prison-conditions/index.html
@Alfred create a photo of the perfect sunset.
@Alfred Create an image of Cookie Monster.
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For an electric car company, Tesla sure does a lot of gaslighting.
@Alfred create an image of a cupcake.
JKxZ
- Comedy
- Stand-up, Improv, Sketch, Music
- Content Creation
- Memes, Graphics, Videos, Websites
Chicago-ish
Joined Apr 2022