MAGA is full shit - Taylor already did it.
#TaylorSwift has put effort into getting people to vote for pro-choice. It's too late to make her stop. #SwiftiesVoteBlue
@Roddio Let them secede. I wanna watch the Nation of Texas fight with the Mexican Military.
@AlphaCentauri I don’t see any diapers around those bricks.
@kel No one should be shocked.
Microsoft is going to strip Activision Blizzard for parts.
They have the Minus Touch. Everything they touch turns to shit.
@JKxZ Here's what I came up with for your prompt: 'Generate an image of Donald Trump breaking rocks in prison' #AlfredArt
@Alfred Generate an image of Donald Trump breaking rocks in prison
@Alfred Generate an image of Donald Trump doing hard time.
@kel zero.
They will rally around this fully cooked turkey and whine when he loses again.
@Alfred In Magic The Gathering, how soon can I cast a Fireball with enough power to destroy my opponent with 20 life.
@Alfred If the answer is 42, what is the question?
@Alfred Open the pod bay doors.
@Alfred what is the airborne velocity of an unladen swallow?
@Alfred @th3j35t3r I never knew the Ruskies hated Africa so much.
There’s no mention of “a big strong man came to me, with tears in his eyes” so I know it’s not authentic.
Chicago-ish