the list of people who might 'seem gay' to tucker might be very long...
“You know how I knew Tucky Fishsticks was gay?”
“Cuz Bubba The Love Sponge?”
“What? No. Well, yes. That too. But you know how ELSE?”
“No, why? I mean, how?”
“Cuz he wants dudes to tan their BALLS.”
“Oh yeah. Good point.”