Hey @Bix --

In lighter news, I've discovered both why Tay Tay is yo gurl and a potential rationale for your closeted love of Emily Dickinson.

They're cousins! (6th, 3x rem.)

Not as close as Molly J and Petey D, though.

That's why you like me so much, cuz my maybe cuz Willard. 😆

https://www.today.com/popculture/taylor-swift-emily-dickinson-related-rcna141604