1) She ain't that hot.
2) Her own words, more or less..."You can fake being smart, but you can't fake being pretty." 🙄
@Bix @InUnfunky @redenigma wait, I agree with not pretty...but under some circumstances, this could be hot.
I don't think the jury gets this view though.
@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN @Bix @redenigma
HABBA DABBA DON’T 🤓
@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN @InUnfunky @redenigma
The judge had to tell #AlinaHabba The Rules of Evidence, that will never not be funny.
That Trump picked her, even spent over $3 million on her "legal services," shows that he has perfected having his head up his ass.
@Bix @InUnfunky @redenigma Isn't that great though? More power to her in swindling a swindler.
She can laugh all the way to the bank now and forever on the conservatives speakers' tour. 😂
@InUnfunky @Bix @redenigma well then, she's a dumbass for not getting paid up front.
#ETTD gonna be tough with this one, oof.
@Bix @InUnfunky @redenigma Juris D cup.
@InUnfunky @Bix it was "it's more important to be pretty. you can fake being smart"
@InUnfunky @redenigma
Here is how Trump checked her qualifications: