Why can’t they be happy with celebs like Bob “Kid Pebble” Ritchie, Ted “DooDoo Deferments” Nugent, Scott “Unhappy Days” Baio, and Jimmy “Hi, Girls!” Woods?
Just kidding; we know why. 😁
They DID pick up the Dee Oh Dubble Gee so points, I guess? Get Johnny Cornhole on the phone, time for a Corona in a highball glass…