McCarthy: No paying for debts unless you cut stuff.

Biden: What do you want cut?

McCarthy: NO NO NO you need to cut stuff, I’m not going to tell you what we want.

Biden: Then no, no negotiations.

McCarthy: Ok fine, basically we’re going to default unless you let us screw literally everyone but rich people.

Biden: LOL NO not negotiating

McCarthy: OOOOOH LOOK AT THE DEMOCRATS WHO WONT COME TO THE TABLE