I'm not going to say I wouldn't be surprised if Melania turned out to be TFG's KGB handler.
I would indeed be, very surprised; but mostly because I'm almost always wrong about these things, not because I think there's something intrinsically implausible about the possibility.
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@DavidSalo First thought: balderdash. Second thought: Hmm -- born in a Soviet satellite state, speaks several languages, obviously smarter than he is, seems ruthless ... if she wasn't a plant from the beginning, I can't imagine Putin's agencies not trying to turn her, and I can imagine them succeeding.
Congratulations, you sucked me into a conspiracy theory.