@mkagle I like Chuck Tingle's take on it:

...conservatism is so dang weird. goofballs thinkin ‘progress is done it has been evolving culturally from start of human history and now i have decided THIS is the best stopping point.’ WHAT BUD? HECKIN WHY? what a coincidence youre alive at the perfect stop

... THERES LITERALLY INFINITE TIME AHEAD OF US TO UNDERSTAND OURSELVES and conservatives just trot like ‘no im good this seems like the perfect spot we just like school shootings and hate crime’