I mean, I *know* I'm not the only idiot to have lost his jury summons. But I don't *like* feeling like an idiot.
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@LiberalLibrarian Old story: guy tells his pastor, "You said if I stood out in the rain and lifted my face to heaven, I'd get a revelation. I tried it. All that happened was water ran down my neck. I felt like a fool."
The pastor said, "Not bad, for your first try."