Creative day! Wrote a song, "I want to see Cheetolini do the perp walk," and devised a new cocktail, called either Perp Walk or
Cheetolini:

2 oz gold tequila
1/4 oz orange liqueur (OK to use the cheap stuff)
Dash Angostura bitters
Dash hot sauce (Cholula or Tabasco)
Pinch salt
Orange peel

Shake first five ingredients for 45 seconds. Strain into a short glass, garnish with orange peel. Serve with Cheetos.