Okay, this is why Marines are bad ass. They will take any local animal, make it a warrior and take it into combat. This includes a duck!

https://youtu.be/TclQPPTnor0

Ha!

@stueytheround hey dude! Hows the motorcycle? Also...

..enjoy a recent video of the pupper.

It helps!

Saw these today from a friend and I had a strong desire to troll these losers. But then I thought, what would @th3j35t3r do? He would me. So I decided to scratch my balls instead.

It has been an easy 30 years since I have been to a Cracker Barrel.

It was good. Left full.

Food comma time.

I wish I could be a pirate!

Pirate Compensation for Injuries

For obvious reasons, an injured pirate was no longer as effective as an able bodied seamen, and for the most part could no longer carry out his designated duties, but he was nonetheless compensated for his injuries. Providing compensation to injured pirates was part and parcel of the success of pirates; it encouraged risk taking, which was an essential component to the pirate strategy.

Here are some aspects of pirate ship democracy

Captain
The captain was elected, just as the U.S. president. The captain was granted total power only during times of distress.

Quartermaster
The quartermaster resembled a judge in settling shipmate disputes and preventing the captain from overstepping his authority.

Crew
Crew members were assigned certain duties. They also had a say in the ship's affairs. In peacetime, major issues were decided through democratic voting, including where to raid.

Fact: A pirate ship from the 1700s had more appreciation and practice of democracy, than the modern day Republican party.

So if I carry embryos into or out of Alabama, am I human trafficking, or kidnapping now?

I learned something at my buddy's bachelor's party Saturday.

I suck at bowling!

"I cant connect to wireless."
"Is it just you or others?"
"Just me."
"What have you tried."
"Nothing. I will reboot."

This from a senior engineer with 30 years of exp, cant figure out a wireless issue. Sigh.

Fuck around and find out!

https://ssnews.page.link/bsitQvgaXC3xPWMCA

Dear Google,

Can you make a feature that will automatically mute my TV anytime Trump's voice is heard?

Thanks!

This is the face of a dog that just unleashed chemical warfare upon me!! Holy shit. Crawled up next to me and then farted!! Green fog!!!

"My toy!"

@Alfred write me a powershell script to export shared network drive configurations from a windows registry, pretty please.

When the MAC address exists on two different connected VLANs, and creates a loop, why oh why is the default action to close the entire port group?

A failover test just took down all the services in the DMZ, ticket system, exchange, dynamics, citrix..

No more failover testing until Tuesday!