It is below freezing.. that means it is homemade chili time #cosofood

This is something I would do.

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They did goods on thats Engrish!

Yeah I am a star trek nerd!

Lol!

Mmmm glass Tupperware!

I am drunk and totally fascinated by all the clocks on time.gov

I was asked to let my 18 year old nephew and his girlfriend "house sit" for me while I spend the night at family's to ring in the new year.

Ain't no way in hell I am leaving two 18 year olds alone in my house.

I.. I dunno! 🤔

That is great!

...umm.. what?

"He's dead, Jim!"

Dear God, please let a tree fall on Mark Zuckerberg before he enslaves all the dumb people into zombie drone incell army!

Haahahaaaa yes!!! 😂

Pssst.. hey lady.. look behind you, there are robots that can do this now!

Officer: "Clearly the drive of this vehicle is a coyote."

Shopping List

Light bulb grease
Turn signal blinker fluid
Bucket of steam
and...

Texas, or Florida? Where do you think this sign resides?