This is my level of thinking! SPOT ON!

So perfect when that happens!!

Awwww!

VERY important PSA!

Some people just deserve a punch in the fucking face! I like the guy in 301! Get'em bro!

More digital space for the idiots to spew their toxicity is exactly what a troll like Elon would want.

Yes! Instructions!

@stueytheround STUUUUEY! Doggo pic. He is so fancy he sits on pillows. I dunno why CoSo turned the pic on its side

Wow! The Onion is posting actual real stories now!

Liz Cheney delivers burn to Kari Lake.

Hahahahahaaaaa!

Open image to see joke!

God the nerd in me laughs so hard at this!

@th3j35t3r Thank you for your service. Have a great veteran's day sir!

Some people will get this, some will not. :)

Election day stress broken for a moment by this cute face begging for attention. <3

If you vote republican with the current slew of shit candidates they have right now, you are an asshole.

Going forward I will be referring to Elon Musk as "Gomer". #gomer

HAHAHAHHAA YES!!!

There is chaos and confusion today at Twitter HQ after a number of verified accounts sprung up, each claiming to be Spartacus.

Elon "Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That’s our mission."

Well I went and joined Twitter. And now. I feel dirty and wanna go shower. But here's my first-ever tweet.