Disclaimer: a large quantity of what I toot is shitposting for the sake of shitposting, almost always inspired by a turn of phrase that occurred to me of which I have become enamored. By and large I should not be taken too seriously by anyone, because I certainly don't take myself anyhow, anywhere, anywhen, or anywhy.
@HonestPassion13 You don't see them much at all, but they are, which of course tickles me. Linguistic hipster, checking in.