Better pic of me. Worse pic of shirt 😂. #vanity #cososecurity

@HedgeTrimmerKnight gotta break out the soldering iron...

Gotta cool new shirt.

Cloudflare booth at Black Hat. Was prepared to shame them for 8Chan but thankfully I didn't have to....

Black Hat 2019

This is what they do when they want to go outside. #Tankthedog #rocketthedog #dogsofcoso

As if the tragedy wasn't bad enough, now Dayton (or maybe Toledo) and El Paso have to brace themselves for trump visits to add insult to injury.

Got carded today. Cashier thought my ID was fake & asked to scan it. "Go right ahead, Sparky. I really am old enough to be your mom."

There are some benefits to being Asian.

I've come to the conclusion that Rocket is cute and Tank is beautiful, but Rocket still has time to grow into his beauty. #RocketTheDog #dogsofcoso

@InvaderGzim Only 1. Two were released after questioning.

@InvaderGzim the fact that he's wearing ear protection means he expected to be taken alive. I mean, why protect your hearing if you're planning a suicide mission. (It's only one guy.)

Know how I know the #elpasoshooting shooter was white?

Because he was taken into custody alive.

(surveillance photo of shooter)

@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine @InvaderGzim @netspionage

Funny you should ask!

@Evvie @Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine

And he knows it too 😀

If you're not following John McAfee on twitter, you are missing out on literally the best thing on there. Malignant narcissist are much more entertaining when they aren't your president.

Tank sitting pretty #TankTheDog #dogsofcoso

Friday evening play time. #TankTheDog #RocketTheDog #dogsofcoso

#math.

My husband and I use the term "smoochy" to mean "affectionate", as in "Tank is very smoochy today".

Rocket LOVES to show affection by jumping all over us to lick our faces, especially if we happen to be sleeping. I am woken up every morning by giant Rocket paws and kisses on my face. He's 80 pounds right now.

We coined the term "aggressively smoochy". Rocket is aggressively smoochy.

#RocketTheDog
#dogsofcoso

Did you know that Donald Trump flew the first sortie against British troops in the Revolutionary war? #LostTrumpHistory