"Heather and Melissa are such mean girls, they told Johnny Gudphuck my crotch smells - even after I let them borrow my favorite socks in gym class. It's just not fair. Everybody hates me an is a nasty."
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@th3j35t3r Hey! Leave me out of this. 😉 (Though I AM mean, I do hate him, and I can be nasty....)