OMG you guys - we took the puppy to a very nice, new to us park just down the street by the lake. Lovely breeze, plenty of shade, and lots of grass. As we were walking across the parking lot, we heard this woman yelling "What do you mean you lost your cello!!! How do you lose a cello - it's as big as you!!" Her little boy looked like he was going to start crying, so my husband walked over to them and said "Lady, I know you're upset, but I hope you don't resort to violins"

I'll show myself out