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Wife: What's for dinner?
Me: Your choice. Tortellini or kielbasa.
W: oh.
M: I guess I could do a stir fry.
W:
M: penne?
W:
M: (frustrated). Or you could just have cereal.
W: okay!
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@Bix I always wanted a 4-Runner. When they had the lavender in the late 90s, I drooled. Never happened.

@sfleetucker Their bench is deep to them. It's a matter of perspective. Rubio, Cruz, Abbott, Kobach, Scalise, Thune, etc

Can time be both fleeting and wibbly-wobbly while flowing like a river? And, if it's on my side, can I put it in bottle?

@Opusworks It amazes me that there are people who will stare into your eyes and tell you "those numbers lie".

The only "lie" is the use of the word 'indiscriminate'. The numbers can only go up if you add in mass killings with planned targets.

Random public service announcement:
It's called Pork Roll. That is all.

@sfleetucker I haven't read Asawin in years! Thanks for this.

@tgraph52 I have watched that SO many times and laughed SO hard.

White man killed prison cellmate because he was Black and gay, prosecutors allege

Prosecutors say a white incarcerated man in Wisconsin said he achieved “ecstasy” when he killed his cellmate because the man was Black and gay.


advocate.com/crime/white-man-k

I do so love it when Evelyn Baker Lang becomes the SCOTUS nominee.

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