I swear, Tripp Tracy is the cringiest broadcaster there is.
#CarolinaHurricanes #cosopuck

Well well. 2 goals in 6:25 for Martin Necas. #CarolinaHurricanes #CosoPuck

My #CarolinaHurricanes lost to the Canucks last night. They started slow and you can't do that against a team like Vancouver, But I will tell you, the third period was INTENSE. Carolina was the better team by then but Thatcher Demko was a rock. Great hockey to watch.

#CosoPuck

Many NHL teams do things like Mom's Night/Trip. The #CarolinaHurricanes took players moms to Boston for a game and then honored them at a home game. The most common statement seemed to be "I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my mom!"

On one hand, the #CarolinaHurricanes game is back on Bally Sports where the announcers are just slightly worse than chemo.

On the other hand, I get to watch the same 4 commercials for 3 hours.

#CosoPuck

#CarolinaHurricanes Forward Sebastian Aho has 31 points in his last 19 games. #CosoPuck

#CarolinaHurricanes game on TNT/MAX.
Pros: No Hurricanes announcers, Henrik Lundqvist
Cons: Paul Bissonnette

#cosopuck

The #CarolinaHurricanes have 28 shots and Minnesota has 6. The defense is doing well. But MIN is winning 2-1.

I love Antti Raanta. But he's just not cutting it this season. He's always been a bit streaky but not like this.

#CosoPuck

I like that UNC Health is putting an ad on the #CarolinaHurricanes' rink for 988.
#suicide #mentalhealth

So the #CarolinaHurricanes have their 4th string goalie, Yaniv Perets, in the net. He was playing college hockey a year ago.
#cosopuck

I don't want to say the #CarolinaHurricanes have the same half dozen commercials but they do.

I swear, if I have to suffer this commercial again, I might lose it.

https://youtu.be/hd5Npwt4iVQ

Wacky game tonight. Both teams lost goalies. But the final was the #CarolinaHurricanes on top 6-3. Aho and Svechnikov put up points. Aho has 26 in last 14 games, Svechnikov has 15 in the last 8. #cosopuck

There goes the hot goalie, Pyotr Kochetkov. Injured. Another fight. Wild night.
#CarolinaHurricanes #cosopuck

I like 2 goals in 15 seconds. #CarolinaHurricanes #CosoPuck

I remember the days when if you hated the television coverage, you could turn on the radio and listen to different announcers.

I might just take a pair of scissors to my ears.

#CarolinaHurricanes #CosoPuck

Actual conversation during the #CarolinaHurricanes game last night

Me: looks like Ponomarev has a future in the NHL.

<bio flashes on screen>

Wife: Holy .. he's younger than our marriage!
Me: Damn.
Wife: We're old, Graci.
Me: On the bright side, we feel even older!
Wife: Don't remind me.

Now it's down to the worst way to end a game in all of sports.
#CarolinaHurricanes #shootout #cosopuck

Bonus hockey in Raleigh

#CarolinaHurricanes
#cosopuck

One day, I'm going to take a stopwatch and track how much time the #CarolinaHurricanes announcers waste on things other than calling the game.

Also one day I will play a Tripp Tracy drinking game. It exists but needs modification.

These probably should not be the same day.

#cosopuck

"Now you're cooking with oil, gas, and gravy!"
JFC. Who the hell says this?
The #CarolinaHurricanes color guy, Tripp Tracy, that's who. Kill me now.

#cosopuck