Just checking:
Did anyone here have a child or grandchild go to school and "come home a few days later with an operation?" Did the school decide what's going to happen with the child?
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Didn't think so.
They were too busy changing the litter boxes to operate!
@Graci
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Wait! That never happens?! Never ever?? The extremist cult have been lying to us? 
@Priestess No. That is expected to be learned at home. Like how to load and clean automatic weapons.
@Graci
I must have been neglected as a child. I never learned how to fix M16 jams and reassemble an automatic rifle until I left home and joined the military.
@Graci
... and there is no litter box training for all those little furries?