: "Two guys walked into a bar.

After the first guy did, you'd think the second guy would've ducked."

#jokes

Just don't forget which hand has the Vicks, @Florence @Sassypants0210 😜

A helpful reminder for Evangelicals (and others) 🙏

I got asked to conduct at the last second and didn't muck it up, and a child said they liked my hair.

A good morning.

#Woke
Me too

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@Florence

My youngest son was month early. Doc said he would have been 10+ lbs if full term. He’s 6’3” & 250 now.

#parenting

@grapho And yet, as studies show, much more unites us than divides us. But media fuels that division for fun and profit. @MonicaPecoraro

❓ DID YOU KNOW? 🧠

Hey, CoSoNauts!

#DYK that any column besides the View column (the far right, where your Getting Started menu shows up) can be moved around? It's true!

So let's say you want your Composer drawer & your View
column to be right next to each other. No problem!

Just open the menu on any column between them & click the little < or > arrows for each column until you put the column where you want it to be. Yep, even move the columns left of the Composer.
Ta-da!

#PSA #CoSoTips

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@Florence @awnaves Ha! I got my sweet girl a heated cat bed and in the remaining seven years of her life, she may have used it ten times. I think she kept forgetting how it worked. Anyway, sleeping on Mama is always to be preferred.

❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

North America's retailers would like to extend the heartiest of holiday greetings to one and all, and a reminder that if you are not spending as much as you possibly can this year you are a Jesus-hating blasphemer on the diving board over the lake of fire.

#caturday #catsofcoso

For anyone who still has their Twitter account - things are really getting weird. My notifications from the past few weeks disappeared. Only go up to Nov 15th now. Another Twitter user just reported they have none. And another says his notifications are in Japanese - he doesn't know Japanese. So you may want to keep an eye on that. Yikes.

A random Christmas memory from the 1960's just popped into my head: my mother making decorations for the Christmas tree by stringing popcorn and cranberries together and wrapping the tree in them. She made some lovely decorations! #Christmas

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Just because I want to start the annoying Christmas playlists playing throughout all houses days before actual Christmas!

Christmas oldies 58 min. long.

#cosomusic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQWOiHzV-9g