After my (terrible) 1st breakfast, I fear I am fading away. I may even starve before Breakfast No. 2.
It's cruelty. Pure, unadulterated cruelty.
I'm a shadow of my former self!
@Florence How could anyone do that!? Such a starving little waif...
@BillieBun I know. It's horrific. Now I have had to go to mine fourth bed. Because I just couldn't reach any of the others. It's cruetly.
@Florence @BillieBun The sheer fortitude required to drag one's starving, bony carcass to its final resting place, alas. The hooman will cry tears of guilt. 😂
@Notokay @BillieBun I'm glad you've fully appreciated the seriousness of mine plight. Mama will not be forgiven. I'm running away to the sea...
@Florence @BillieBun ❤️ I live in a port city. I will happily welcome you and feed you to get your strength up! Plus all the scritches and lap time you could want. Just sayin Mama should be on notice.
@Notokay @BillieBun I'm on my way. Mama really doesn't deserve me. Yes, I got bored halfway through pooping yesterday left half on the floor, yes, I woke her up when I was bored. But... I always do it prettily.
@Florence @BillieBun Sail on in. Your mama will regret her life of idleness once your absence makes her existence empty and sad.
@Notokay @BillieBun Snigger. She will. My second breakfast still has not appeared. SHE Says it's because I've been asleep. But I was so unhappy after mine 1st breakfast that I had no option but to sleep to forget. I'm awake now, hint, hint...
@Florence @BillieBun I have turkey. I have lox. I will make fresh tilapia, nice and warm and smelly. Nom, nom.
@Notokay @BillieBun Mine mama would be sad though. And I'm not a barbarian. I could probably be persuaded but I worry how mama will cope alone. She may do something terrible when not kept under control.
@Florence @BillieBun That's fair. Maybe you could bring her on your boat and both come by for tea (third breakfast). I could probably rustle up some fresh baked scones and tea if she doesn't want tilapia.
@Notokay @BillieBun I normally have five breakfasts to be fair. At least one is served in mine bed. Especially if I does the sads. Mama says she's up for coming. 😂
@Florence @BillieBun Sail on over. Five breakfasts seems totally reasonable. No one leaves hungry. Sads are to be avoided at all times.
@Notokay @BillieBun I'm now on cheering-up-mama duty. I have my special judgemental look on so that I can rein her in.
@Florence @BillieBun Such an expressive baby. Good job!