@peeppeepcircus If you have a single/twin bed, grab the mattress, get in the bathtub, and hold the mattress on top of you. That's assuming you don't have a basement or other underground shelter. Water pipes make a bathroom the most reinforced place in the house.

My grandparents barely survived a tornado in the 60s. They evacuated in a car, but it was a close thing—the car was only making 10MPH with Grandpa flooring it. The only part of the house left standing was… you guessed it, the bathroom.