Oh boy. So after stubbing my toe on file I/O with R for SQL Server Machine Learning Services...it looks like I can do all my file operations via raw vectors, and skip the file system entirely.
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I finally found the answer.
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/machine-learning/install/sql-server-machine-learning-services-2019