And I want to interrupt these insane political rants and say like, "Dude, you're an uneducated truck driver. Why don't you leave the hard thinking to more qualified people?" But then realize that I'm a pot, and they're a kettle.
But I'm like, "But no, like, I'm a smarter version of the thing we both are... because..... ummmm. Because I know stuff, and things. So shutup."