Before Milton — expected to be one of the most catastrophic, powerful storms mankind has ever seen — destroys homes, families, and lives, take note of which elected officials deny climate change. Hold them accountable.

https://www.americanprogress.org/article/climate-deniers-of-the-118th-congress/

Imagine loudly chanting "lock her up" and "law and order" only to blindly support a convicted felon instead of a prosecutor who actually locked criminals up to maintain law and order

Hypocrisy is not a concept they understand, but they do embody it with blissful ignorance

The Wolverine meme but it's Trump and he's staring at a framed photograph of Joe Biden

Remind me again which candidate was determined by the public to be mentally unfit for office

I hope the country is starting to believe the truth: You can be tough on crime without being a despot. You can be charismatic without being a narcissist. We're seeing evidence of this in real time

So...you're saying you're offended because you think the blue man with the fruit in his hair is Jesus.

You should read the Bible, bro.

I’m like Sam the Butcher, bringin’ Alice the meat / Your girl is shakin' her rump but I only pump the loveseat

JD Vance's campaign slogan is NOT confirmed to be "Sofa, So Good"

Are you regretting your choice? Sorry, you can't abort Vance now because life begins at convention

the secret service let him grandstand

the wound is already healed

help me remove the tinfoil hat, make it make sense

Do you know what everyone wants? Literally everyone?

They want to be happy.

Who they are, who they love, how they live. That's what makes folks truly happy.

If your political or religious tenets go against someone's core happiness, that's why you're getting resistance.

Fuck your guns.

"The Democrats are facists as well"

*block*

nothing else intelligent will follow

Narrator: "He didn't."

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-absolutely-testify-new-york-criminal-trial-rcna147663

[record scratch] Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here, and frankly so am I because I did nothing wrong, the payoff was perfect, people are saying it's the best hush money deal they've ever seen, but I can tell you, I got here better than anybody ever has, everybody's saying it

"Absolutely, I would testify [...] I'm testifying. I tell the truth, I mean, all I can do is tell the truth." - like, six weeks ago

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-absolutely-testify-new-york-criminal-trial-rcna147663

I upgrade all my guitars-- tuners, pickups, knobs, you name it, I've made a personal decision about it. And even though everybody on the internet has an opinion about how a guitar should look or sound, nobody tells me what I can or can't do with them. I mean, really, nobody cares because they aren't their guitars.

Still, I'm glad we had this discussion about abortion rights.

Hey fellow nerds: I make in-universe #StarWars music. Like, if you went into a real cantina, what would you hear? That's the diegetic dianoga grooves we're trying to lay down.

We have six songs posted, all free to download. You can throw us some credits if you feel kind, but mostly, we wanna find fellow SW fans who appreciate what we're doing.

http://thekyberpunks.bandcamp.com

#cosomusic

How great will it be when OJ Simpson reaches Hell and finds Norm McDonald's in charge

The Beatles lost two guitarists, but still have a drummer and a bassist.

The Rolling Stones lost a drummer and a bassist, but still have two guitarists.

I don't need to say more, you're right there with me.