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Never exactly one of the lads.
Joined Nov 2017
FEELIN SIGILICIOUS
NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA . . . YEAH NA NA NA NA 3RD DEGREE BURNS
I CAN CALL YOU BETTY WANNABE, AND BETTY WHEN YOU CALL ME YOU CAN CALL ME AL
THE KHABS IS IN THE KHU . . . RIGHT BEHIND THE PEANUT BUTTER
REALLY NOT SURE WHY ANYONE HERE WOULD BE REMOTELY INTIMIDATED BY AN IMITATION GARDNER.
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I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF FOX NEWS WOULD QUIT TRYING TO RUSH ME ON THE NOTORIOUS RBG. SLOW RIDE. TAKE IT EASY. KTHX.
I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF FOX NEWS WOULD QUIT TRYING TO RUSH ME ON THE NOTORIOUS RBG. SLOW RIDE. TAKE IT EASY. KTHX.
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THIS HOLIDAY IS ONE ROLLING DARWIN AWARD
OK AMERICA ONE HOUR TO GO. I WOULD LIKE A QUIET NIGHT SO IF YOU COULD ALL REMEMBER TO CALL A CAB LATER THAT WOULD BE SWELL
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU
MOST ASKED QUESTION OF 2017: WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE TRUMP ALREADY?
ANSWER: WHAT FATE COULD BE WORSE THAN WAKING UP TO FIND OUT YOU ARE STILL DONALD TRUMP?
THANK YOU, THANK YOU. TRY THE VEAL.
IN MY LINE OF WORK TO GO PRO YOU HAVE TO HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN, TOLERATE INFINITE FEAR AND LOATHING, KEEP ALL HOURS, AND MAINTAIN A CERTAIN SAVOIR FAIRE ABOUT THE INEFFABLE.
HERE AT COSO YOU CAN ACHIEVE THE SAME SUPER STATUS FOR $5 A MONTH.
NOW THAT'S A BARGAIN.
(BELIEVE ME, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF BARGAINING IN MY OCCUPATION)
NOW THAT I AM COSO PRO I AM OFFICIALLY 'GRATEFUL'
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Note to self. Tomorrow is suck day. If you value this place, go pro >> https://counter.social/accmgt/getpro.php
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@th3j35t3r Mastodon is WORSE than Twitter, in my opinion, because the shittiest people in the world can run their own instances that are federated, and they can use those instances (and accounts on them) to harass people without consequence. Twitter's a shitshow, but at least there's the possibility of consequence for bad behavior.
CoSo is what Twitter should have been, and could have been, if it had competent leadership.
ITS OFFICIAL. I AM A PRO.
A COSO PRO.
I COULD JUST DIE.
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FOR COSO'S FIRST BIRTHDAY I AM GOING TO GIVE MYSELF A GIFT . . .
@th3j35t3r WHAT IS THE OFFICIAL COSO POLICY ON WHEN WE CAN SAFELY DON OUR FESTIVE HOLIDAY ATTIRE? TOO SOON NOW?
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Never exactly one of the lads.
Joined Nov 2017