Eat shit, Captain Forehead.

But where am I going to get my tentacle p....

Documentaries...

https://bit.ly/4fZBido

#Reddit #RedditDown #TotallyNotThereForPorn

Alright, calm down. A: I like picture and B: I'll get to them.

Having too many pictures and unread emails on your phone might mean you have this mental disorder https://bit.ly/4fWpI2X

#Phone #Email #mentalhealth #mentaldisorder

They'll probably have a "court fee" added to their tickets soon.

Spirit Airlines files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection https://bit.ly/48ZyHOn

#SpiritAirlines #Chapter11 #Travel #Bankruptcy

Holy shit.

The Onion owns Infowars.

Amazing.

#TheOnion #Infowars #AlexJones

A handy reminder from your friends at Stamps.com.

Pretty sure the sign didn't stutter.

I predict a teacher shortage.

Or, and hear me out on this one, maybe we should work on it being safe on this planet first for women. Just a thought, nerds.
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#Mars #Science #Pregnancy #Earth #WomensRights
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We are a long way from pregnancy being safe on Mars https://bit.ly/3NYPjMA

I was blinded by science!
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#Science #oil #water #Enviroment
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Slick trick separates oil and water with 99.9 per cent purity https://bit.ly/4erXI5Y

It feels like 75% is a liberal estimate.
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#Trump #Health #Election #DementiaDon
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Doctor Claims Trump Has Less Than 75% Chance of Completing Second Term: "He Suffers From..." - Inquisitr https://bit.ly/3UKHGgx

This is totally unrelated to anything that may or may not have happened this week.
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8 Physical Exercises to Relieve Anxiety and Stress
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#MentalHealth #Anxiety #Stress #Relaxation
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https://bit.ly/3O2KeTz

I'm sure when Brainworm RFK takes over there will be far less of this. *sarcasm font*

This Popular Cheese Is Being Recalled Across 12 States (So Far) — Here’s Everything We Know
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#Cheese #Health #FoodRecall #FDA
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https://bit.ly/3CkzCg8

I've got some bad news for that guy.

No one could have predicted this.

Unfortunately, no one could have predicted this.

What a fucking day, am I right?

What to Do If the Election Doesn’t Go as You Hoped, According to a Mental Health Expert https://bit.ly/3UGve1c

#Election #Election2024 #MentalHealth

#SpoilerAlert - It's Price Gouging.

Some food makers complain of a flood of obscure charges from distributors; ‘Is that price gouging or costs going up?’ https://on.wsj.com/4fg9uSb

Not great.

Bird flu has been found in a pig for the first time in the U.S. https://n.pr/40sEb1X

#BirdFlu #PigFlu #Influenza #Pandemic