Note: Our intrepid #AI assistant Alfred is absolutely religious about his schedule. Every hour, at the top of the hour, he locks himself inside his office and marvels at the things we have asked him to do.

It's a delicate moment of dubious composure, and it's generally short lived. If he isn't responding to your inquiries at or near the top of the hour, kindly give him a few minutes to collect himself. #CoSoTips