Mornings are my nemesis. I don't even closely resemble a functioning primate before 10am.

I had to drive into work for 7am today, to then walk to an 8am on-site meeting, which meant getting up before 6am.

It's a good job he turned up; he lives to be a complete bastard another day.

... and, yes, it could easily have been a frigging email! 😩