Just got home, work calls: "Do we have any blankets we could throw on a person if they've caught on fire?"

Me: "No, and do I want to know why you're asking?"

@Anarchaeologist I once saw a guy go on fire. He was cooking with Sambuca and didn’t do the lift-turn, so the bottle exploded in his hand. So I’m there and this guy is on fire and I remember very clearly thinking: “don’t go over there because you’ll be on fire too…” Anyways he put himself out and an offduty paramedic did everything else.