Folding laundry, yes at midnight, and I heard from the other room, "Mom, daddy wants you to check if this brown spot on the rug is dog poop."

Seriously??

I yelled back, "And how do you expect me to find out."

.. crickets..

Then I heard, "Um, maybe you could get down and check?"

.. grumble grumble grumble ..

I just said, "Your dad has had three dogs. I think he can handle it."

What the fuck? There were 3 adults in that room!

I didn't check.
It was dirt from Vato digging for moles.