"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops........
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@ChippySuave 😂 I'm a believer!
@ChippySuave
It doesn't take all that for some of us to work under that general principle!!! 😉
@InvaderGzim I think "Don't screw with Mommy" should be sufficient, in and of itself. LOL
Or maybe that's just me. 🤣
@ChippySuave
It ain't just you, hon!
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?"
...."Don't Screw with Mommy when she's been drinking."
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