@evamarie @ChippySuave

f'ing guy incapable of going grocery shopping on his own? 😲 😬 😎

@killingfloorman Ummm, if I expect my husband to get everything on the list, I have to write down which aisle and which shelf the items are located, sometimes, even a description of the packaging... even then it's a crap shoot to get everything on the list to come home. 😬 🤣 @evamarie

@ChippySuave @evamarie i'm am the only one in the house who knows where the supermarket is 🙃

@killingfloorman Ha! We have 6 grocery stores within a 5 mile radius. No excuses on that part. 🤣 @evamarie

@ChippySuave @evamarie we have more than that. It's conscious ignorance 🤨😎

@killingfloorman Wow! And I thought I was the only one with "sucker" written across the forehead. 😂 @evamarie

@ChippySuave @evamarie nah, we all will get what's coming to us eventually; for good or for ill 😇

@killingfloorman @evamarie @ChippySuave

Every week I make a menu, derive the shopping list from that, and then do the grocery shopping. I'm a thoroughly domesticated male.

I've been thinking of starting a soft-core porn video stream for frustrated wives, in which I am wearing only a kilt while I do the laundry--wait for it--by reading all the care labels and following the instructions!

If only I could load a dishwasher properly I think I could hit a million subscribers.

@Dobo You could make many women happy! @evamarie @killingfloorman

@ChippySuave @killingfloorman @evamarie

Unfortunately I think it would also make my wife UNhappy, and we certainly don't want THAT, do we?

@Dobo Way to be smart!! @evamarie @killingfloorman

@Dobo @killingfloorman @ChippySuave

🤣. To be fair, if I sent E-Man to Costco, we’d end up with a bunch of electronics, lots of sweets, and maybe some Diet Pepsi.