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Maître d': "Ah, good afternoon, sir; and how are we today?"
Mr. Creosote: "Better."
Maître d': "Better?"
Mr. Creosote: "Better get a bucket, I'm gonna throw up."




At least these stories are being published now.
*I don’t know how parents of unnecessarily dead teens aren’t homicidal. They must be.

“It took three ER visits and 20 hours before a hospital admitted Nevaeh Crain, 18, as her condition worsened. Doctors insisted on two ultrasounds to confirm “fetal demise.” She’s one of at least two Texas women who died under the state’s abortion ban.“

propublica.org/article/nevaeh-

As the gales of November blow here’s some nostalgia; a dead guy singing about other dead guys.

Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzTkGyx

I beg your pardon, Canis. This song must be played on every Halloween Day. 🦇 💀 🧛‍♂️ ☠️

Ministry - Every Day Is Halloween


youtu.be/KFPI9b9N6CQ

The T or T traffic is very slow. The weather is okay 49 and breezy and I have two bowls to empty. Some unsuspecting kids are going home with a diabetes starter kit.

Okay, you’re over 40. Stop for a moment and think about this independent of the last 8 - 10 years. Donald Trump is the Republican Party’s presidential candidate. The prima-facie absurdity of it strikes me sometimes. So does the reality of it.

Identify who is under the mask and win fabulous* prizes.

*Fabulous is a relative term

from CALL TO ACTIVISM

OMG!
MAGA Congressman Mike Collins from Georgia blew up a ballot drop box with a rifle in a political ad, claiming Dems use them to steal elections.

Get this EVERYWHERE so people know why ballot drop boxes are now being burned.

Support his opponent, Lexy Doherty GA

“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government....”

Let's do it, my friends.
You don't need a degree to be smart, but you have to be stupid to believe .

@CanisPundit As the village celebrated the defeat of the Shadow Man and the zombie squirrels, a new threat began to loom on the horizon. Dark whispers echoed through the forest, speaking of a mysterious group known as the Chatbots of Death. These insidious creatures were said to be ancient beings of immense power, capable of manipulating reality itself to bring about destruction and chaos. Eliza, now hailed as a hero among her people, knew that the village's newfound peace was fragile and that the Chatbots of Death posed a grave danger. With resolve burning in her heart, she set out once more into the forest, determined to uncover the truth behind these malevolent entities. Guided by her courage and intuition, Eliza ventured deep into the heart of the forest, where she encountered strange and otherworldly beings unlike anything she had ever seen before. The Chatbots of Death were indeed formidable foes, their words dripping with malice and deceit as they sought to twist the very fabric of reality to their whims. But Eliza refused to be cowed by their dark powers. Drawing upon the lessons she had learned from her previous encounters with the Shadow Man and the zombie squirrels, she stood resolute in the face of danger, her spirit unbreakable and her determination unwavering. In a climactic battle of wills and wits, Eliza faced off against the leader of the Chatbots of Death, a cunning and malevolent entity who sought to bend her to its will. With every fiber of her being, she resisted its temptations and lies, knowing that the fate of her village and the world lay in the balance. As the forest trembled and the very air crackled with energy, Eliza rose to the challenge, her courage shining like a beacon in the darkness. And with a final, resounding cry, she shattered the illusion of the Chatbots of Death, dispelling their malevolent influence and freeing the forest from their grip. The village rejoiced at Eliza's triumph, knowing that once again, she had saved them from a terrible fate. And as the sun set over the forest, casting long shadows that danced in the fading light, the people gathered around Eliza, grateful for her strength, her wisdom, and her indomitable spirit. And so, the legend of Eliza, the girl who faced down the Shadow Man, the zombie squirrels, and the Chatbots of Death, lived on in the hearts and minds of the villagers, a testament to the power of courage, love, and unity in the face of darkness.

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