When your couch moves out and moves on with her life:
😂
If your couch leaves you for someone else, it's time for some serious inner reflection.
@JoyfullyDazed I might have to write a Dylanesque song about that.
🎶🎶Your futon fled and led the revolt of the furnishings you loved.
The recliner’s decline she developed a spine carried herself through the door leaving you to sleep alone on your floor. Tears of settee confetti on cheeks play “You Got to Naugahyde Your Love Away”. 🎶🎶
😪 😂
Sung with a “Fourth Time Around” Blonde on Blonde feel.
First an Oscar, now a Grammy. You're on a roll, CP. 😂