@InUnfunky @CanisPundit Darwin award goes to....

@Jezibaba @InUnfunky 👏 🤣

@CanisPundit @Jezibaba

As a man of said state (now conveniently located in the NE for my pleasure 😏)…I must say that gramps there did not consult me prior to his idiocy. My advice would’ve been “Call animal control, you dumbass.”

Do I know how to rassle them gators?

Yes, y’all.

Do I encourage others to do so?

Hell no. 😱🤓😎

@InUnfunky @CanisPundit There's a thing about what we think will happen vs what really happens. It keeps us entertained and video sites fed like fail army.

@InUnfunky @CanisPundit I'd like to see you wrestle a gator.

@Jezibaba @CanisPundit

It’s funny to watch New Englanders’ faces when I tell them I grew up merely SWIMMING with gators, moccasins, rays, skates, snappers, sharks, etc.

@InUnfunky @CanisPundit I have gone swimming with moccasins. We called them cotton-mouth snakes where I come from.

@Jezibaba @CanisPundit

MD, yes?

Cottonmouths too but moccasins was first to be typed.

For those aspiring herpetologists…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agkistrodon_piscivorus

@InUnfunky @CanisPundit

Aye. Dad was born and raised in Easton.

@Jezibaba @CanisPundit

Gotta say I love MD and Baltimore.

Honest. 👍

@InUnfunky @CanisPundit same. Went back last fall to a dead inner harbor. So sad. 😔

@Jezibaba @CanisPundit

Went many times between '07 and '12ish cuz "Fenway South"/games at Camden AND inlaws are all cap beltway, spread between D.C., MD, VA, and DE. So easy to go and one-stop visit. That said, I haven't been since '12ish but others have...sorry to hear of your disappointment.

@InUnfunky @CanisPundit I made all the plans before learning about the shift. I hadn't been back in over a decade. Are you an Os fan?

@Jezibaba @CanisPundit

As a Flurduh man (what with the spring training mentality, lol) it was easy to default during "Fenway South"/cheap Southwest tix days, as well as Showalter's tenure. As an East Coaster in MLB terms, I always have my eye on 'em.

Will let you know that Vlad G Sr. (when he with Anaheim) almost took my head off with a foul ball. The imprint was behind my noggin in the cinder block. This was probably around '09ish at Camden? 🤔

@InUnfunky @CanisPundit I was there a bit earlier than that with Cal's streak but not after. Did you ever party at Fell's Pt? 😁

@Jezibaba @CanisPundit

No ma'am, not that I'm aware of. 😜

In addition to numerous O's games against the Sawx and Angels, I did eat at Legal Seafood (Inner Harbor) and the Wharf Rat (R.I.P.)...went with the kids to the "Maryland Science Center" and the awesome Barnes/Noble, and took the Camden Yahds tour which I can highly recommend. 👍 😉

@InUnfunky @CanisPundit ahhhh a tad nostalgic. Thanks. 😊

@Jezibaba @CanisPundit

Again, I LOVE Baltimore. As a person from the Tampa area I have no reason to believe I would love it less in reference to its purported "condition." 😜

(And no, @JoyfullyDazed and @Mfieck -- it has NOTHING to do with both Frank and Chester being from there 😆) You have watched Jodi Foster's "Home For The Holidays," yes?

@InUnfunky @Jezibaba there are some creatures Bob Barker should not have tried to spay or neuter.

@CanisPundit @InUnfunky and some, like said dude, who needed it and more.