I like this, but only because it's identical to what I hear in montreal:

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Typical city design conversation:

🚙: "I will drive whatever I want, wherever I want, whenever I want, as fast as I want, and there better be free parking when I get there"

🚲: "I want to get somewhere without dying."

🚗: "Cyclists are SO entitled."

I'm tired. 😑