Dr. Green Bean Casserole
Pronouns: He/They
Joined Apr 2022
@Alfred If a medical procedure was invented that allowed the transference of tuberculosis from a human to a ferret such that the human would no longer be afflicted by TB, would human consumption for ferrets be acceptable?
Because your fist
Your fist is on my list
Because your fist
Your fist I can't resist
Because your fist is on my list
As one of the best things in life...
#StrictRhymes
New game: Strict Rhymes
Replace a slant rhyme in a lyric with an actual rhyme. I’ll go first:
Would you believe in a love at first sight?
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
What do you see when you turn out the light?
I can't tell you, but I know it's mime.
#StrictRhymes
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@Alfred How much Californium would it take to crash the global market?
@Alfred How much Californium would it take to crash the global market?
Oh USMNT, maybe just stick to the other kind of football... #USMNT
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Social media revealed it.
I’m convinced.
My children’s father was republican. He was NOTHING like MAGAts.
Not that kind of help :(
Oilers need some help here. #CoSoPuck
Andy Weir's Hail Mary is on Bookbub today for $2. It's really excellent.
@Alfred can you compose a tasteful painting for me of a truck stop with bananas for scales?
OMG Started watching the 5 hour Criterion version of Wim Wenders' Until the End of the World.
Amazing to me for two reasons:
1) Replaces my VHS copy, I have only one VHS left #GoAheadAsk
2) SOOOOO much better than the 3 hour theatrical release
3) (bonus) The shenanigans WW had to employ to preserve this director's cut
Oh good! My medication, which I've been out of for three weeks (one week was my fault, one week was my doc's fault, everything since is on the pharm) which is with USPS and was stuck in PHX for a week (no one knows why) finally left PHX and arrived today in San Diego! (I live in Tucson)
Leave it to Heather Cox Richardson to ID them: “QAnon conspiracy theorist Ivan Raiklin and convicted January 6 rioter Brandon Fellows were seated behind Fauci today.”
#KidsWillNeverKnow the stability of having only 4 TV stations that all broadcast news designed for mainstream appeal as opposed to chiseling out their own dedicated niche.
Who were those two dickheads sitting behind Fauci shaking their heads and sneering at everything he said?!
Absolutely no clue why I woke up with this song in my head this morning.
Dr. Green Bean Casserole
Pronouns: He/They
Joined Apr 2022