Dr. Green Bean Casserole
Pronouns: He/They
Joined Apr 2022
Oh right! I’m no longer using “TFG”. It’s TCFG from here on out.
I want to apologize to my tastebuds tonight. Sorry guys, I thought the plain white rice needed a little jazzing up, but in retrospect I failed to take your needs into account. I know I’ve caused you pain. I hope you will forgive me even though I’m likely to do it again.
So is it more proper to say “former president and convicted felon”, or “convicted felon and former president”? Or maybe just “convicted former president”?
It’s not so much that the arc of history bends ever towards justice, so much as it is bent toward justice by commited professionals, activists, and plain decent folk.
Just back from seeing Furiosa. Anything important happen while I was away?
I pretty much thought the same about crypto, but it occurs to me to say aloud that these new funds where you can “invest” in fine art are a Ponzi scheme. All it takes is two of them agreeing to a fixed rate of return and they can sell the same works back and forth to each other at ever escalating prices ad infinitum. And I bet there are no opportunities for the common investor to display any of the art in their home for any period of time. #Scam
With regard to Heather Cox Richardson’s column tonight, can someone tell me what is meant by the insult “you are half a blowjob”?
What if the *real* monetization was the friends we ripped off along the way?
E. T. - The Extra Moist Terrestrial
Dr. Green Bean Casserole
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Security scan conveyor belt at the airport. A family ahead of me, a boy’s Amazing Spider-Man backpack immediately ahead of mine.
Me: “There’s something about that bag, it really has one of my senses tingling, what do they call it?”
Boy’s mom: <chuckles>
Me: “Oh yeah! Arachnophobia!”
Boy’s mom: <guffaws>
Security scan conveyor belt at the airport. A family ahead of me, a boy’s Amazing Spider-Man backpack immediately ahead of mine.
Me: “There’s something about that bag, it really has one of my senses tingling, what do they call it?”
Boy’s mom: <chuckles>
Me: “Oh yeah! Arachnophobia!”
Boy’s mom: <guffaws>
Ha ha! I found a stealthy workaround!
Light up the bridges in bleu, blanc, rouge on Bastille Day!
@Alfred Are you able to create a cartoon in the style of XKCD? If you are please do so with one character giving the equation for rotational momentum and the caption “That’s how I roll.”
Aw Vancouver. #GiveMeASecond
Go Oilers! Beat Dallas! #CoSoPuck
@Alfred please generate a photorealistic image of a largemouth bass with bananas instead of scales.
W00t Vancouver! #CoSoPuck
How cool is that? Finishing up mothers’ day brunch with my wife and this comes on: #CoSoMusic https://youtu.be/6KnYw4EwYGc
Dr. Green Bean Casserole
Pronouns: He/They
Joined Apr 2022