My weekly letter to Arizona's senior Senator:
https://www.sinema.senate.gov/contact
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Senator "Life of Luxury":
I know you love being in the papers, but your "scandal of the week" style of governing is atrocious.
The use of campaign funds to jet off to cavort with wealthy expatriate Americans in Europe when you won't have a town-hall meeting with your constituents in Arizona is obscene and it appears, illegal. Setting up fundraising opportunities in cities hosting marathons in order to justify your campaign springing for high-end lodging and meals while you indulge in your running fixation is cute, but also probably illegal.
Take action today! Show your constituents that they rank amongst your priorities by resigning and allowing us to be represented in the Senate by someone who cares more about governing than luxury accommodations in the loftiest resorts.
If you quit you can go back to Kyrsten 24/7 and no one will mind a bit.
Your priorities are misaligned; they should be:
1) The USA
2) Your Constituents
3) Your Campaign
4) Your Personal Interests
Instead they look like
1) Kyrsten
2) Kyrsten
3) Kyrsten
4) also Kyrsten