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This week's letter to Sinema:
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My Sparkling Disappointment:
I write today to insist that you examine the state of contemporary politics and do what is right: resign.
Are you still in office?! Why?! What can you possibly hope to accomplish having ostracized yourself from your party, alienated your colleagues, and turned on your constituents?!
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You are the only one who wants to continue to see your name in the papers -- imagine the hubub when you quit! On second thought, why imagine when you can show us?
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Face it: Arizona no longer cares for you and your publicity-seeking antics and you cannot effectively govern. We need better. We deserve better. Resign now and help us get a Senator who values governance over self-enrichment, a Senator whom we deserve. We both know you are out in two years; don't make us wait. Get thee gone!
Pull the ripcord! Enjoy your carefully assembled golden parachute. See you on the ground ASAP.