.

You've been warned

.

Yesterday morning I woke up at the hotel and start charging my phone. Later I step out for a smoke and check my phone...and I have no service. I tried rebooting and that did nothing. Then an hour or so later I lost wi-fi as well. Like, WTF? I checked using my Nook to get online and it worked. Then I went out again later I tried firing up the wi-fi...and it connected! From there I had to reinitialize my eSIM so I could get data/phone again. I do not understand what happened.

This is quite possibly the first cover of @TheAtlantic magazine ever (in 167 years!) to be published without a headline or typography describing the stories inside. Here is The Atlantic's October cover:

.

Attending my 50th high school reunion tomorrow here in my scorching hot home town of Lodi, CA. Quite the trek getting here and it reminded me why I don't care much for flying anywhere. I like road trips.

.

His VP pick is a dud
Everyone hated project 2025
the Alington Cemetery stunt failed
His sentencing hearing is happening in 2 weeks
He just admitted losing the election "by a whisker"
He admitted the crimes of interfering with the election
He has new superseding indictments
The lid is off the Russian media play in TFG's favor

It's been what 2 weeks?

.

The unbroken seal on Tutankhamun's tomb, 1922. 3,245 years untouched.

.

.

For playing basketball at 1 std. dev.

Figures

.

.

PSA: Stop talking on speaker phone in public

Sincerely,

Everyone

.